I'm not going to lie to you --- I'm cheating a little. My hangers are not terribly, um, exciting, so I needed a few extra sentences to, you know, leave you hanging....
1) But there’s only one problem. My college plans aren’t the only thing I’ve lied about. The skeezy stalker guy? I’m lying about him, too.
2) Even in the synthetic blue glow of the television, she still looks pretty. For once, I don’t envy her beauty. She may have the looks, but I have the brains. And I’m smart enough not to fall for the wrong guy.
3) I wonder if I’ve really snagged a captive
audience after all. Maybe I got it wrong. Maybe I’m the one who’s captivated.
Because, at the moment, all I can do is stand here and wait for Calvin to touch
me again.
And, because today is my 32nd birthday, have some cake:
And now I'm off to party like it's 1999....